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Effin Umbrella



YOUR UMBRELLA NEEDS A BIG FAT MIDDLE FINGER.

This provocative umbrella makes a great conversation starter and will brighten up anyone's day and make them laugh, no matter how gloomy and rainy the day is!

It's even made of extremely high quality polyester so that it can actually protect you from the rain and last longer than most normal umbrellas.

When it's extended it is 22 inches tall and over 37 inches wide. It's lightweight and durable, weighing only 0.6 pounds! And there's a built-in strap so you can hang your umbrella and a button lock so you can store it away nicely.

Indeed, the rain does suck. Add yours to cart and checkout now so you can start expressing how you really feel about the rain, and make a few people laugh.